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A Day in the Life
North Platte Fire and Rescue

Out the back door
One particular morning, we were dispatched to a man in an alley that was down. Upon arrival we found this gentleman had obviously been drinking and must have passed out and lain in the alley all night. After the initial assessment, we strapped him in a cot and headed for the hospital. I called the Emergency Room, and as I was telling the nurse the situation, the patient ripped his straps off, opened the door and bounded off down the street. At that point, I stated to the nurse that we lost our patient. She asked if we were starting CPR and I informed her that we really LOST our patient. We drove around trying to find him but were unable to locate him. This was truly the one that got away.

False Alarm
An ambulance was dispatched to a call that reported a man was down and his wife was initiating CPR. While en route, the ambulance was told to cancel. The paramedic questioned the dispatcher and it was confirmed that no ambulance was needed for the apparent cardiac arrest. The dispatcher informed the paramedics that the wife was sorry, but she discovered that her husband was just sleeping.

NPTraveler Humor graphic by Ian Mora
Editor's note: The following are true events as told by North Platte Firemen. In the hectic lives of these modern day heroes, certain moments stand out above the rest. The humor in situations makes for lightheartedness and truly a more interesting experience. When asked for humorous moments, these are the incidents that were remembered the most..

Cot in the act
When a call came in for a fireman shortage, two EMT’s hopped into the only available ambulance and headed out to help. What they didn’t realize as they headed to the scene was that another crew had been in the process of cleaning the ambulance and the cot was not securely locked in place. The rear door was also not securely fastened. As the ambulance rounded a curve, the back door flew open and the cot rolled out. The webbing on the cot snagged a latch on the floor and the ambulance pulled this portable bed down the street. After realizing what happened, they pulled over and put the cot back into the unit.

Bathroom humor
The ambulance crew was dispatched on a call. Upon arrival, the crew found the female patient’s head wedged between the toilet, the water heater and the wall. Thankfully, the patient’s laughter helped to mask the laughter coming from the ambulance crew. After several attempts, the crew was able to get the patient’s head free. After the incident, the “victim” stated that she was tired and just fell asleep – unfortunately between the toilet and water heater.

Go Big Red!
I reported to work, still a rookie waiting for my first action-filled call. It occurred on a snowy, blustery day. The alarm went off and the call came.

“Person down. Not Breathing.”

While we were en route, my heart was jumping out of my chest. We arrived at the scene and found a woman lying in the deep snow with no signs of life. I started CPR, and with all the training I received, it was second nature and the CPR was going smoothly. While my mind was running through all the medical aspects of this call, my thoughts were also with this woman’s elderly husband as he stood over me watching. I could see the deep concern in his eyes. I tried to reassure him by telling him that we were doing everything we could for his wife.

He finally spoke.

“She’s a goner anyway,” he said.

This statement freaked me out a little and I was concerned that perhaps the stress of the situation was too much for him. I regrouped my thoughts while we were loading his wife into the ambulance and asked him if he was going to meet us at the hospital. He said he would, but the Nebraska Cornhuskers were playing on television and he didn’t want to miss it.

P.S. She lived.

 

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